Monday, March 31, 2014

Hey! Wha' Happened?!?

As you faithful listeners have probably noticed, there was no new episode of the podcast in February. Well, I’m here to tell you that there won’t be any new episodes for a little while. Let’s call it a hiatus. Life has a way of filling your dance card and I have too many polkas to attend to at the moment. This show has always been fun. Obscene amounts of fun, if we’re being honest. To stay true to that ethos, I would rather take time off than start looking at this whole operation as work. Let’s all take a few months to relax, enjoy the spring weather, listen to some new podcasts, and recharge our batteries. Thank you all for listening and we’ll meet again soon! 

Your Host Chris

Thursday, January 30, 2014

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 28 - P-P-P-Percocet!!!

Happy New Year, Internuts! Hopefully you're all enjoying a happy and healthy 2014.  On the topic of health, your host Chris managed to blow out a few discs in his back in the first few days of the new year.  As a result you're about to listen to the one and only episode of this podcast recorded while on heavy pain medication.  It's quite something.  Join a drug-addled Chris and guests Ken Swanson and Philip Darrenkamp on a psychedelic journey of discovery!

Monday, December 23, 2013

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 27 - Pro-Am-Lapse: A Christmas Miracle

Season’s Greetings! 
Hopefully your halls are decked, your trees are trum, and your eggs have been sufficiently nogged!  Like many of you, I’ve been tremendously busy during the month of December.  So busy, in fact, that I have had no time to properly edit this episode.  DON’T PANIC.  Think of this as the first ever RAW Episode of The Internuts Podcast!  This time around, your imagination is the editor!  Didn’t like that last joke?  IMAGINE A FUNNIER ONE!  Offended by that racial epithet?  PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED!  Do you wish this was a Game of Thrones podcast?  USE YOUR BRAIN TO MAKE IT THAT!  Join Thelma Weinstein, Glen Tickle, Sebastian the Mall Santa, Karl and Myrtus Whitman, the disembodied voice of James Brown, and myself as we learn the true meaning of the Winter Solstice.  Happy Holidays, friends, and we’ll see you again in 2014!


Saturday, November 30, 2013

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 26 - 100% Cotton and Warm Fudge


Happy Belated Thanksgiving, friends! I don't know about you but I am hurting.  Luckily, there is no better cure for your gas pains and stuffing protrusions than a brand new episode of The Internuts Podcast! Joining me this Turkey Day are actor/improvisers Keith Moser and Rachael Lang.  We'll also be enjoying music by Georgia Soul Council. Sit back, undo your belt, mute the football game, and enjoy some comedy chit chat!  Stay safe and we'll seeya back here in December!

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 25 - The Fan Fiction Spooktacular!

Happy Halloween!!!  To celebrate this, the scariest of secular holidays, The Internuts Podcast is proud to present EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER OF "MY IMMORTAL!"  If you're unfamiliar, "My Immortal" is a piece of fan fiction loosely based on the world of Harry Potter.  For the last year and a half, the podcast crew has been performing dramatic readings from this literary masterpiece at the end of each episode.  However, all good things must come to an end.  The timeless tale of Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway has concluded.  To everything (Turn Turn Turn) there is a season (Turn Turn Turn).  But we're not here to mourn the passing of "My Immortal." We are here to celebrate its legacy and look towards the future!  Relive the twists, turns, misspellings, and legitimate cries for help that made this fan fiction such a fan favorite on The Internuts Podcast.  Have a safe Halloween, my friends, and meet back here for a new episode in November!

Monday, September 30, 2013

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 24 - The Second Annual Second Anniversary Sectacular!

Hello! It’s hard to believe but this episode marks the 2nd Anniversary of The Internuts Podcast!!! To celebrate this momentous occasion I’ve chosen my favorite moments from the past year and stitched them into the clip show you’re about to listen to. Thank you very much to the comedians, musicians, writers, actors, podcasters, TV personalities, and personal friends who appeared on Season 2 of show. I owe an extra-special “thank you” to all you nice folks for listening to the podcast each and every month. It’s truly amazing how many people from far-flung corners of the world download this silly show. Alright, gang, that’s it for now. It’s been a hell of a year and I’m sure Season 3 will be even better! Make sure to check back on Halloween to hear a spooktacular special episode featuring Fan Fiction favorite “My Immortal” in its entirety. Until then…HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, INTERNUTS!!!  

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 23 - Chai Tea for Patrock

Where has the time gone, my friends?  It seems like only yesterday that the summer was laid out in front of us like the roast beef station at an Old Country Buffet.  But, like the aforementioned smorgasbord, sometimes too much of a good thing makes us tired and sweaty.  Also, gassy.  Super-gassy.  Much like the crimson leaf drops from the maple tree, The Internuts Podcast is about to shed a dearly beloved segment.  After months of questionable plotting, suspect story arcs, and piss-poor spelling it’s time to say goodbye to the terrible Harry Potter fan fiction “My Immortal.”  I’d like to say it goes out with a bang but, well, you’ll see.  Join Karl Whitman, Sebastian (the former mall Santa), and myself as we bid adieu to summer (and Dumbledork) and say hello to autumn.  Hello autumn!!!

Music this month is provided by Good Old War from their self-titled album.  You can find them on Facebook, Twitter, and their website.  You can follow this podcast on Twitter at @InternutsChris.  Next month is the 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY of The Internuts Podcast so make sure to check back at the end of September for a very special episode!